If you really find this necessary

My boring blog about my boring life.
lovers-bones:

probably not

lovers-bones:

probably not

(via lezz-bee-honest-69)

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

(via fluffy-the-deadly-unicorn)

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

(via earthtomarisa)

dirktier:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(Source: jvnko, via officialalltimelow)

See what your followers think of you.

  • Black: I would date you.
  • Green: I think you’re cute.
  • Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
  • Grey: I wish you would notice me.
  • Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  • Teal: We have a lot in common.
  • Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
  • Orange: I don’t like your blog.
  • Brown: I don’t like you.
  • Pink: I think you are unattractive.
  • Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
  • White: Marry me.
  • What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
  • What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

(via awkward-as-always)