If you really find this necessary

My boring blog about my boring life.

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via officialalltimelow)

emmacadavra:

I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

(Source: devoureth, via lookintoeachothershearts)

(Source: peggybundyy, via pizza)

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

(via fluffy-the-deadly-unicorn)

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth, via thewild-at-heart-kept-in-cages)

svirfemmeblin:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

this is important, but also: it had 6664 notes.
liked and reblogged. my calling is complete

svirfemmeblin:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

this is important, but also: it had 6664 notes.

liked and reblogged. my calling is complete

(via sayyestotoast)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via sayyestotoast)

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

(via sayyestotoast)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via sayyestotoast)

popunk:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

popunk:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

(via sayyestotoast)

(Source: condommodel, via sayyestotoast)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via fluffy-the-deadly-unicorn)