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My boring blog about my boring life.

psyducked:

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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vxxv-xcvii:

vxxv-xcvii:

Future tat by yours truly

:-)

vxxv-xcvii:

vxxv-xcvii:

Future tat by yours truly

:-)

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ruinedchildhood:

was this show even real

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. Albert Einstein (via kushandwizdom)

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unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

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zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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nohomoed:

*grows 420 acres of corn* haha maize it

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17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

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plasdickbottle:

it’s sad how no one loves me except for acne

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