If you really find this necessary

My boring blog about my boring life.

Do not be so sweet
That people will eat you up.

Nor so bitter that
They will spit you out.

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"Which is annoying."


"Which is annoying."

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you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to

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go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

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"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

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when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music


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people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

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